Check out the utter genius of actor Jamie Foxx on why he’s voting Obama:
Oprah introduced me to him and I just loved how cool the brother is. We need a cool president. But I’m nervous. You never know how it may turn out. I will have a party if he wins, but a quiet party because we’ve got a lot of work to do once he gets in there.
[What did you think about the reaction to Colin Powell supporting Obama?]
Please. If that had been someone like me I’d understand because I’m going to always say “I’m voting for the brother!” But Colin Powell? If he had wanted to be down with the brothers he never would’ve been a Republican.
Real wisdom and intellect in that statement, huh?
I think this is a great example of why so many people wish that celebrities would keep their ignorant mouths shut about politics when they clearly have so feeble an understanding. Jamie Foxx wants a “cool” President? In order to be “down with the brothers” black people can only affiliate with one party?
You can’t make up statements this idiotic. And there’s no critique I can offer that makes him look stupider than he already does. All he had to do was open his ignorant mouth, and BOOM. A perfect example of why arrogant celebrities need to shut up.
Because tweeners who idolize celebrities like Penn Badgley and Blake Lively are infinitely wiser than their parents… you know, those people with jobs and mortgages who pay taxes and have life experience and all.
This might quite possibly be the stupidest political ad I’ve ever seen. The smug arrogance of the teenage hipsters alone makes me want to vomit.
And of course, don’t ever — EVER!! — vote Republican. It doesn’t matter if Osama bin freakin’ Laden is running for President, as long as he has a “D” next to his name, it is better than voting for a Republican. The obvious comparison here is that voting Republican is the same thing as becoming a drug addict or driving drunk. On top of that, there’s the assumption that anyone who stands for anything you disagree with will be disastrous for the country. Real tolerant, eh?
And you know what the worst offense of all about voting Republican is? It’s not cool. And if it’s not cool, then you better not do it, because all the cool kids who like Obama will make fun of you. Independence be damned.
Beyond parody, my friends. Beyond parody.
Democrats will kneel before the “Temple of Obama” tonight.
As if a Rocky Mountain coronation were not lofty enough, Barack Obama will aim for Mount Olympus when he accepts his party’s nomination atop an enormous, Greek-columned stage - built by the same cheesy set team that put together Britney Spears’ last tour.
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“We’ve done Britney’s sets and a whole bunch of rock shows, but this was far more elaborate and complicated and we had to do it in far less time,” said Allen, of RDA Entertainment.
“The biggest challenge has been making sure we don’t damage the playing field underneath.”
Asked who is harder to sat isfy - the Democrats or Britney - Allen replied: “I better not answer that.”
More and more Americans are seeing Obama as a fad, a celebrity, a flash-in-the-pan — and not as a serious politician about to assume the mantle of leader of the free world. And it’s no wonder why. He doesn’t act like a President; he acts like a rock star going on a world tour. He doesn’t seem to understand that the 85,000 people who will be chanting “Obama!” and “Yes we can!” are already locked in for him. Those aren’t the people he needs to impress. It’s the undecided voters sitting at home he needs to impress, the voters who are finding his egotism and narcissism more and more of a turn-off. Yet he keeps pulling the Savior crap. Does he not learn?
Hat Tip: Hot Air
As Americans everywhere suffer from Nancy Pelosi’s unwillingness to alleviate the suffering at the gas pump, P. Diddy wants you to know that he understands. Check out this video, where he informs us that gas prices are too high. Know why? Because he, a celebrity with a private jet, has to fly commercial. Oh, the horrors:
Can you imagine the horrors of having to fly with regular people? I mean, jeez.
In all honesty, I sort of wonder if this video is a spoof. It kind of seems like it. If it is, it was a good one. But with celebrities, you never really can tell, can you?
Hat Tip: Ace of Spades
Lolitas, here you go:
The line, called LL Cool J for Sears, will see the rapper create clothing for young boys and girls, and will be sold initially in 450 Sears stores across North America.
Speaking to WWD.com, LL, whose real name is James Todd Smith, says having three daughters helped him decide on his designs: “I was raised by a matriarch, I have a wife and three daughters, so I know what women are looking for when they shop for clothes. Clothes have to make a woman feel good, relaxed and sexy. We are going to be constantly looking at fine-tuning the fit and we’ll get it right.”
I’m glad that LL Cool J thinks that kids’ clothes need to be sexy. That’s a GREAT thing to keep in mind when designing a clothing line for children. I mean, I know that when I have a little girl, that’s the kind of stuff I’ll have her wear. I mean, come on. Who wants an ugly kid? My seven-year-old is gonna look HOT. I’ll buy all kinds of stuff from LL Cool J’s line AND from Beyonce’s. All those boys in the playground are gonna LOVE her, and she’s gonna be, like, the most popular girl in school. And I’ll be the best mom EVAH.
OK, sarcasm off.
What is the deal with all these ADULTS trying to sexualize children? Is part of this wishful thinking on their part or something… you know, like living vicariously through their children because they aren’t young and hot anymore? I feel like I’m kind of grasping at straws here, but there has to be some kind of explanation for this craziness. The word “sexy” should not be used in conjunction with “children” in any way, shape, or form. Neither should “hot”, or “juicy”, or “luscious”, or any other kind of word that does not mean “cute”, “sweet”, “adorable”, and most importantly, “age-appropriate”.
And you know, it doesn’t surprise me that celebrities are this idiotic and vapid. But when they’re pitching these ideas for “sexy” clothes for children to these chain store CEOs, who presumably have what celebrities lack (a brain, common sense, intelligence, etc.) why is it that none of them stop and think, “Gee, this isn’t such a good idea… “? I guess the same reason that parents go out and buy the crap. It’s a thought process I just can’t understand.
Pictures from the line haven’t been released yet — that I’ve been able to find, anyway — but when they are, you’ll see them here. God help us.
Genius from one of the biggest celebutards out there:
“I don’t know what our government does except put us into debt and blow up other countries.”
- Madonna
Right, honey. That’s all the government does. How brilliant you are.
At least she admits that she knows jack shit about anything more important than being a provocative slut 24/7 — that is what she built her career on, right? And if she can admit she knows nothing about government, then she can keep her mouth shut about it as well.
Like, for realz. Because, like, he’s totally into, like, change and stuff. That’s like, totally something, like, we can all, like, believe in.
Kardashian quickly explained that their dinner was anything but one-on-one: “It wasn’t just him and I. I was at an event.”“He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto,” Kardashian said, probably trying to allude to Obama’s “Change We Can Believe In” campaign slogan.
That’s like, so, like, totally deep. Like.
I wonder, like, if Kim Kardashian could, like, point out one thing, like, that Barack Obama has, like, done in, like, the past ten years. Or if, like, she can explain, like, his association with, like, racist America-hating pastors, and, like, terrorists, and like, other, like, totally not hot people. But, like, how could we, like, ever expect, like, a deep thinker like Kim Kardashian, like, to think, like, about anything deeper than, like, “change”. I mean, all she’s, like, ever done is, like, have sex with a guy and, like, be Paris Hilton’s, like, BFF.
But anyways, like, who cares? Obama is, like, so, like, totally hot right now. And that’s like, totally, like, good enough for Hollywood.
Money quote:
I don’t actually use deodorant. I don’t like to share that with a lot of people.
Yet she doesn’t mind saying it on the Oprah Winfrey show.
And of course, this came up because we should only use organic products to fight global warming.
Me, I’ll keep using my deodorant… and all kinds of other products, too, that aren’t organic. I don’t want to walk around all smelly and nasty so that the Goreacle can line his pockets with his global warming scam. No, thank you.
Hat Tip: Conservative Grapevine
Behold Kellie Pickler, American Idol contestant and country singer. She didn’t become “famous” until after Idol, so I think it’s safe to assume that she probably attended public school. Anyways, this video’s good for a laugh. It’s also good to make you wonder what schools are teaching if this girl thought Europe was a country and didn’t know that France was a country of its own.
