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Last night, blogger Jim Treacher was in a hit-and-run accident, leaving his left knee broken. He recapped what happened here:

Sometime between 7 and 7:30, not long after I got home from work, I walked to the CVS on 22nd and M to get some bread, milk, and a SmartTrip card. I was right across the street from the CVS, and I waited for the crosswalk light to tell me to go before I crossed. I had plenty of time left, according to the countdown clock. I was more than halfway there when a black SUV made an illegal left turn and hit me head-on. I absolutely had the right of way. I yelled something like, “Are you really doing this?” as it hit me before I could move. I landed on my face on the street and smashed my glasses and scraped my hand and immediately I knew something was wrong with my left knee. I lay there screaming and cursing for I don’t know how long, and a crowd of people gathered and told me to hold still. I was sprawled out right next to the yellow line as traffic went by. I gave one guy standing over me the number to the Daily Caller offices and he told them what happened. There’s a firehouse right across the street, so the paramedics were there in just a couple of minutes. They took me to Georgetown Hospital, where I was soon joined by my friends and co-workers Moira Bagley, Tucker Carlson, Neil Patel, and Laura Baños. All of whom I love. Unironically. I was x-rayed and CAT-scanned and given pain medication and told that my knee was broken. I almost passed out twice from the pain. They immobilized it, but if I tried to move it and didn’t get it exactly right, my whole leg tried to close up like a fist and I couldn’t get away from the pain. I’m typing this on Neil’s laptop on my chest on his fold-out bed in his basement and trying to move as little as possible. Now that I’ve written this out, maybe I can sleep. Sorry for the sloppiness, but I just wanted to get it out while it’s fresh in my mind.

One last thing: I’m told by multiple people that the SUV that hit me was Secret Service. If this is true, I want to know why that happened. I was crossing legally, and they just left me there. At the very least, I want an apology. What happened to me was wrong.

It sounds absolutely terrifying, but at least Jim was not more seriously injured. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers.

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4 Responses to “Prayers for Jim Treacher”
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    February 4, 2010 • 3:38 pm
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    February 4, 2010 • 4:39 pm
    Morgan K Freeberg Says:

    Yeah, I gauged my knee pretty good in ’78. Didn’t break it though. I can only imagine. When it swelled up I just wanted to vomit.

    Best wishes to this one, he’s a very, very talented compatriot. And hope they get to the bottom of what happened.

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    February 4, 2010 • 7:55 pm
    sean Says:

    Wow, is there anyone in Govt who is accountable for thier own actions? He gets hit by a DSS agent and receives a jaywalking ticket? Should he also thank the guy for not killing him?

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    February 4, 2010 • 8:40 pm
    Mat Says:

    Sean,

    Yeah, if what that update says is true, that’s pretty creepy. It’s like the government is trying to cover it up with a bullshit story. But hey, he’s only conservative, right? According to most liberals, we’re not even human…

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