Hey guys, I have some really exciting news for you.
A few days ago, I was contacted by an organization looking to get some publicity for themselves. They’re called MEA, which stands for Meat Eaters of America. Think of them kind of as the anti-PETA. They like eating meat, they think animals were made to be fur, and they really love hunting. Considering how much I hate PETA, I was willing to consider working with them.
The marketing campaign they had in mind was something similar to PETA’s “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign. They wanted to find some attractive conservative women who would be willing to pose nude for them, to drum up some publicity and also let people know that it is cool and sexy to eat meat and wear fur. It sounded like something right up my alley except the posing nude part… I was really unsure about that.
But then they made me a really good offer. I can’t say how much, obviously, but it was a lot. Hey, everyone’s principles only go so far. Everyone has a price.
So, I will be posing nude in a new campaign for MEA! I’ve been assured it will be very tasteful, like the PETA ads, so I feel pretty comfortable doing it. We’ve already done a photo shoot, and I’ve put some of the test shots below the jump.
Enjoy!
HA!! APRIL FOOL’S!!!
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I so wanted that to be real…
I am so depressed I’m going to drink heavily now, hope your happy
Guess we’ll just have to let our imaginations run wild.
SO love the notion of a MEA organization.
LOL! Cassy, this was AWESOME! I’d high five you if I could! =)
youre such a cruel cruel person..
did i ever mention how many times I have electrocuted myself on your pictures?
hehe, I think you got a lot of your male readers very excited for a second.
Hell, I’d support MEA. Beautiful women wearing nothing but fur and eating meat? Sounds good to me!
I saw that one coming…
That was horrible. And not even a mea culpa from you for the stroke I almost had?
I thought the MEA was actually called the NRA?
I’m crushed… No Cassy Nudes…
Tease!
You shouldn’t toy with us like that you know…
I was already to pay-pal for one!
I was so getting the lotion ready…. Now what am I going to do?
You overplayed it a little. Telling us that there were naked pics below the fold was probably a little too much.
Good one. I don’t know what your problem with PETA is, though. I’ve been a lifelong member in good standing of People Eating Tasty Animals!
To coin a phrase, I’ll be in my bunk.
That is so wrong..
Good one, reel ‘em in and then, suckers!
Ahaha… suckers!
Cassy, that is just cold. Good one though. LOL
Dammit, now I’m going to have to go for a cold shower…
I wasn’t fooled.
Great. Now I have to go out and wrestle a polar bear and have sex with an Eskimo woman. Or vice versa, I forget…
Congrats to Cassy who definitely knows the right button (singular) to push for her male readers.
You pwned us all! I saw it coming, but I still had to check – just to make sure, you understand.
I thought right away about “Calendar Girls” and giggled that it might be interesting, to say the least.
OK, got me fair and square….
But you’re a nasty woman. I was actually going to write and say, “Old-fashioned as it sounds, has it occurred to you to check that your Marine is okay with this?”
Shame on you for exploiting my high-minded concern for your own amusement.
I didn’t (and don’t) see anything wrong with the idea, from several points of view.
First and foremost, I don’t believe that there is anything wrong with the human body–except to the extent that some of us (hand raised) don’t take very good care of them.
If you’ve got it, flaunt it.
Most of the truly disgusting porn does not involve nudity, but rather depravity. (I find most porn to be disgusting.)
And there ain’t any action if I’m not part of the action.
From Tricky Wikipedia:
“…In Greek mythology, Cassandra (Greek: Κασσάνδρα “she who entangles men”) (Knott’s Knote: dim. Cass, Cassie, Cassy) was the daughter of King Priam and Queen Hecuba of Troy. Her beauty caused Apollo to grant her the gift of prophecy. However, when she did not return his love, Apollo placed a curse on her so that no one would ever believe her predictions…”
Of course, what’s in a name?
Well that broke this Old Seadog’s heart.
But it was a good one for April Fool’s Day.
I’m not sure which disappoints me more…no nude Cassy pics, or that there isn’t really any such thing as MEA. Cold and cruel on both counts.
Son of a bitch…
I knew that was too good to be true…
You’re a cruel woman-
I love you anyway.
hahaha I didn’t know what “below the jump” meant, so I didn’t realize it was an April Fools joke until today! Got me! I went for 6 days being disappointed that you did the shoot, being a fellow conservative female that has recently picked up on your blog. Whew – I am glad you were joking!
You are so very cruel, I am so very upset right now, I want to go drink.
Game over man, game over…