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By: Cas | Filed Under: Barack ObamaElection 08John McCaincelebutards

Because tweeners who idolize celebrities like Penn Badgley and Blake Lively are infinitely wiser than their parents… you know, those people with jobs and mortgages who pay taxes and have life experience and all.

This might quite possibly be the stupidest political ad I’ve ever seen. The smug arrogance of the teenage hipsters alone makes me want to vomit.

And of course, don’t ever — EVER!! — vote Republican. It doesn’t matter if Osama bin freakin’ Laden is running for President, as long as he has a “D” next to his name, it is better than voting for a Republican. The obvious comparison here is that voting Republican is the same thing as becoming a drug addict or driving drunk. On top of that, there’s the assumption that anyone who stands for anything you disagree with will be disastrous for the country. Real tolerant, eh?

And you know what the worst offense of all about voting Republican is? It’s not cool. And if it’s not cool, then you better not do it, because all the cool kids who like Obama will make fun of you. Independence be damned.

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5 Responses to ““Young voices” tell their parents how to vote”
  1. 1
    October 14, 2008 • 8:07 pm
    Kevin M Says:

    Temerity

  2. 2
    October 14, 2008 • 9:21 pm
    mayorjimmy Says:

    I think i’ve just seen the dumbest political ad EVER. my eyes still burn from seeing it. if someone can see this and not immediately think “what group of drunken, coked up, retarded, shaved apes put THIS together?!?!” then seek help. seriously.

  3. 3
    October 14, 2008 • 9:48 pm
    Undecided Says:

    I just noticed that the person who posted this has put up many of jewels of mindless propaganda. When I checked it out I realized it was moveon.org (surprise surprise). I also noticed that they have disabled comments, you have to make sure people can’t make thought provoking points.

  4. 4
    October 14, 2008 • 10:46 pm
    mayorjimmy Says:

    this movie scene came to mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKjxFJfcrcA

    i think it’s applicable.

  5. 5
    October 15, 2008 • 12:11 am
    Stix Says:

    WTF. WE are supposed to listen to people that think The Daily Show is real news???? This is the dumbest cammercial that they ever made, almost as bad as I only sleep with Democrats.

    God save us if Moron.org and their ilk get the Obamassiah in the White House.

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