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By: Cas | Filed Under: Barack ObamaElection 08

Whoever designed this event was right on about one thing… this could only happen in San Francisco.

The O’s for Obama campaign is a two-part series of events that will take place in San Francisco and streamed globally to an online community of participants. The vision for these events is to rally behind Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama and to celebrate his victory as the next President of the United States.

O’s for Obama is the brainchild of Destin Gerek, the Erotic Rockstar (www.EroticRockstar.com). His vision is to guide participants into a simultaneous group energetic breath-gasm that happens simultaneously around the world.

Participants will be guided into using breath, sound, and movement to access their erotic energy, raise its vibration, and circulate it throughout their entire bodies, culminating in a simultaneous group energetic breath-gasm. Sound too good to be true? Come and experience it for yourself!

We will be using the high energetic state to set a dual intention out into the universe. First, that of Obama being winning the general election and becoming the next president of the United States. Second, each individual’s own vision of the world that they want to be part of creating. This second intention will be placed out into the universe along with every other participant’s second intention, creating a collective vision larger and more powerful than that which any single one of us could have created alone.

This unique experience will unfold into an all-night dance party filled with sensual performances and DJs dropping sexy beats.

I guess this isn’t too surprising, given the shenanigans his supporters already get up to. I have to say, though, I’m a little skeptical about having a “breath-gasm”. What could that possibly even be?

Oh, lookie: the “Erotic RockStar” explains!

Most everyone knows how to cum, but how many people know how to have a rip-roaring, full-body, high vibrational energetic breath orgasm all while fully clothed and without even touching their sex organs?

No, I don’t, but I’ll pass, thanks. And I’ll especially pass on having one for Obama.

Where do they get this stuff??

Hat Tip: The Jawa Report

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9 Responses to “Breath-gasms for Obama!”
  1. 1
    October 12, 2008 • 12:53 am
    Morris Says:

    Not sayin’ nuttin’

    [sitting gobsmacked shaking head in disbelief]

  2. 2
    October 12, 2008 • 11:10 am
    Instinct Says:

    Shit, and I live out here. I hope I don’t hear my neighbors moaning ‘the ones’ name because then I will just have to dip my brain in bleach to get rid of the mental image.

    I was blissfully ignorant about this until I came here…. dang it.

  3. 3
    October 12, 2008 • 1:26 pm
    Stew Says:

    Hmmm, brings a whole new meaning to “getting fscked” by the Demorats there.

    Regardless, where’s the football post? You’re falling down on the job.

  4. 4
    October 12, 2008 • 3:57 pm
    Cas Says:

    Stew, people weren’t responding to them, so I stopped. I guess most of my readers don’t care as much as I do. If enough people request them back, I will, but I am really here at the mercy of my readers, and they don’t seem to like them. :(

  5. 5
    October 12, 2008 • 4:17 pm
    The Watcher Says:

    Hmmmm. I’m betting there’s at least one group out there who’s anticipating this whole thing with extraordinary glee: the guys who manufacture plastic drop-cloths.

    Think about it.

  6. 6
    October 12, 2008 • 5:53 pm
    Brutally Honest Trackbacked With:

    Obasms… seriously…

    Via Cassy, this… stupidity:When? October 24, 2008 Who? People around the world who want to see Barack Obama elected to office in this upcoming election Where? Ten15 Folsom, San Francisco, AND Satellite events around the world created by YOU! What?…

  7. 7
    October 13, 2008 • 12:02 am
    Jim Treacher Says:

    “Most everyone knows how to cum, but how many people know how to have a rip-roaring, full-body, high vibrational energetic breath orgasm all while fully clothed and without even touching their sex organs?”

    Ah, they got a blurb from Chris Matthews.

  8. 8
    October 13, 2008 • 6:48 pm
    Jay Says:

    I think we should send these folks some letters of encouragement. If we can keep them busy organizing “group breath-gasms” while our folks are, say, presenting logical arguments to undecided voters why our candidate is better, that could give us a decided advantage.

    Of course, this assumes that Mr McCain can give good arguments why people should vote for him, other than “I am not Obama and my running mate is Palin”.

  9. 9
    October 14, 2008 • 3:24 pm
    Andrew Pitman Says:

    Tens of thousands of liberals all opening their mouth at once? The hot air alone would be enough to bring on real, irreversible climate change!

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