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By: Cas | Filed Under: Sarah Palin

Over at American Princess today, E.M. Zanotti has had some fun with the Sarah Palin Name Generator! Everyone knows about Sarah’s kids’ unusual names: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig. If you were born to Sarah Palin, what would your name be? And what is my “Sarah Palin” name? To see mine and E.M.’s, read on…

My Sarah Palin name would be: Buster Taint Palin.
E.M. Zanotti’s Sarah Palin name would be: Pie Gallon Palin.

God, how awful is that?! Awful, but hilarious. Leave your Sarah Palin name in the comments!

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22 Responses to “Sarah Palin name generator”
  1. 1
    September 17, 2008 • 6:15 pm
    Matthew Says:

    “Spine Breeder Palin”.

    . . . what in the hell is a spine breeder? :D

  2. 2
    September 17, 2008 • 6:23 pm
    Dave Says:

    Hi, Cassie. I am your #1 Fan.

    Love,
    Snooker Hinge Palin

  3. 3
    September 17, 2008 • 7:20 pm
    Jarrod Says:

    I guess that makes me the #2 fan.

    Either way, greetings from Grill Igloo Palin

  4. 4
    September 17, 2008 • 10:15 pm
    Taylor Says:

    Ripper Shook Palin

    Oh Too funny!

    *Taylor*

  5. 5
    September 17, 2008 • 10:43 pm
    Daniel Says:

    Muzzle Mammoth Palin

    Hmm… where’s that name change form? :)

  6. 6
    September 18, 2008 • 12:41 am
    Nyssa Says:

    I’m Tape Boise Palin.

    The sad bit is I don’t know if that’s worse than my real name.

  7. 7
    September 18, 2008 • 1:25 am
    NB Says:

    Totally B.A.: Slicer Mission Palin.

    I might very well force my friends to begin calling me Slicer Mission.

  8. 8
    September 18, 2008 • 7:39 am
    Chuck Says:

    Looks like in #3 position. Love this blog!

    Stockyard Mudslide Palin

  9. 9
    September 18, 2008 • 9:49 am
    Chris_RC Says:

    Don’t comment here often, but I thought this looked fun.

    I’m Stinger Assasin Palin.

    Not a bad name, that one.

  10. 10
    September 18, 2008 • 10:03 am
    Felipe Says:

    Recently found this blog. Cassy is my hero. Oh and I may have the coolest Palin name ever:

    Commando Coalfire Palin! TOO COOL!

  11. 11
    September 18, 2008 • 12:16 pm
    Matthew Says:

    To Nyssa:

    For the record, I like your name.

  12. 12
    September 18, 2008 • 2:16 pm
    raghorn Says:

    Thanks for being here Buster, you rock!

    Mole Valdez Palin

  13. 13
    September 18, 2008 • 3:12 pm
    GrimJack Says:

    Rifle Panzer Palin… Pretty cool. :-)

  14. 14
    September 18, 2008 • 3:44 pm
    Rob Farrington Says:

    Luger Otter Palin, and my fiance would be Knife Pile Palin.

    Luger…Knife…hey, I quite like those!

  15. 15
    September 18, 2008 • 6:47 pm
    docjim505 Says:

    Luger Otter Palin.

    Not bad; wish I could have been Garand Browning Palin.

  16. 16
    September 18, 2008 • 10:17 pm
    Melinda P Says:

    My hubby would be Trowel Ogre Palin. Me, I would be Can Lightning Palin.
    Not too bad.

  17. 17
    September 19, 2008 • 12:07 am
    Morgan K Freeberg Says:

    Already went through this the other night.

    Steak Knife Palin.

  18. 18
    September 19, 2008 • 3:40 am
    Aegis Says:

    McCain Fortress Palin

  19. 19
    September 19, 2008 • 6:50 pm
    Jenn Says:

    Hump Gizzards Palin :-D

  20. 20
    September 19, 2008 • 11:36 pm
    scotte Says:

    Calc Ulis Palin

  21. 21
    September 21, 2008 • 12:26 am
    Shane Vander Hart Says:

    Wrangler Tractor Palin

  22. 22
    September 21, 2008 • 7:48 am
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