Wright County Republican has some great reasons to vote Democrat. Go check them all out, but here are my favorites:
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
Snicker.
Hat Tip: House of Eratosthenes
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I’m voting Democrat because I want to marry my horse, but I can’t afford a bridal suite.
That even had me, the resident Liberal, laughing!
[...] HT: Wright County Republicans via Cassy Fiano [...]
CaptDMO, What song is the “marry my horse” come from?
Cas, I loved the “I’m voting democrat” lines….good stuff.