Comments on: The real tragedy of high gas prices? Celebrities flying — GASP! — commercial. http://www.cassyfiano.com/2008/08/the-real-tragedy-of-high-gas-prices-celebrities-flying-gasp-commercial Smokin' Hot Commentary Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:13:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Morgan K Freeberg http://www.cassyfiano.com/2008/08/the-real-tragedy-of-high-gas-prices-celebrities-flying-gasp-commercial/comment-page-1#comment-3855 Morgan K Freeberg Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:33:41 +0000 http://www.cassyfiano.com/?p=1029#comment-3855 "This is PROOF that gas prices are too high." Morgan's mind wanders... <i>THE OVAL OFFICE RED PHONE: Ring Ring! GEORGE W. BUSH: Hello, President speaking. What's that? What? WHAT, are you SERIOUS?? (Hangs up.) Oh, my GAWD!! Get Condi! P. Diddy is at the gate of American Airlines right now! He's flying <i>Coach!</i> DICK CHENEY: What are we going to DO? BUSH: Enough is enough! We have to get those gas prices down, toot-sweet! Get me Pelosi right now! NANCY PELOSI (on split screen): Yes, Mister President, how may I help you? BUSH: Nan, I just got a call that P. Diddy is riding commercial, because gas prices are too m*therf*cking high. PELOSI: P. Diddy? You're serious? (Blinks twenty times.) BUSH: We've gotta do something about this! PELOSI: Drill away, Mr. President. We're behind you.</i> “This is PROOF that gas prices are too high.”

Morgan’s mind wanders…

THE OVAL OFFICE

RED PHONE: Ring Ring!

GEORGE W. BUSH: Hello, President speaking. What’s that? What? WHAT, are you SERIOUS?? (Hangs up.) Oh, my GAWD!! Get Condi! P. Diddy is at the gate of American Airlines right now! He’s flying Coach!

DICK CHENEY: What are we going to DO?

BUSH: Enough is enough! We have to get those gas prices down, toot-sweet! Get me Pelosi right now!

NANCY PELOSI (on split screen): Yes, Mister President, how may I help you?

BUSH: Nan, I just got a call that P. Diddy is riding commercial, because gas prices are too m*therf*cking high.

PELOSI: P. Diddy? You’re serious? (Blinks twenty times.)

BUSH: We’ve gotta do something about this!

PELOSI: Drill away, Mr. President. We’re behind you.

]]> By: When Rape Is Okay « Blog Entry « Dr. Melissa Clouthier http://www.cassyfiano.com/2008/08/the-real-tragedy-of-high-gas-prices-celebrities-flying-gasp-commercial/comment-page-1#comment-3827 When Rape Is Okay « Blog Entry « Dr. Melissa Clouthier Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:08:49 +0000 http://www.cassyfiano.com/?p=1029#comment-3827 [...] the same day I received the comment on the prison rape article, Cassy Fiano sent me this post about a celebrity blogger, What Would Tyler Durden Do? wishing rape on P. Diddy or whatever he goes [...] [...] the same day I received the comment on the prison rape article, Cassy Fiano sent me this post about a celebrity blogger, What Would Tyler Durden Do? wishing rape on P. Diddy or whatever he goes [...]

]]> By: I R A Darth Aggie http://www.cassyfiano.com/2008/08/the-real-tragedy-of-high-gas-prices-celebrities-flying-gasp-commercial/comment-page-1#comment-3824 I R A Darth Aggie Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:19:53 +0000 http://www.cassyfiano.com/?p=1029#comment-3824 <i>Can you imagine the horrors of having to fly with regular people?</i> Ah, but can you imagine the horror of having to fly sitting next to <i>P. Diddy</i>? Can you imagine the horrors of having to fly with regular people?

Ah, but can you imagine the horror of having to fly sitting next to P. Diddy?

]]> By: Nobody asked me, but... http://www.cassyfiano.com/2008/08/the-real-tragedy-of-high-gas-prices-celebrities-flying-gasp-commercial/comment-page-1#comment-3820 Nobody asked me, but... Thu, 28 Aug 2008 13:24:52 +0000 http://www.cassyfiano.com/?p=1029#comment-3820 <strong>So you think YOU'VE got problems?...</strong> Next time you wince as you fill your gas tank, think of how others - whose status in life differs from yours - are having to cope:... So you think YOU’VE got problems?…

Next time you wince as you fill your gas tank, think of how others – whose status in life differs from yours – are having to cope:…

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